sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)



marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)



brinnny:

Send your ex a “Sorry For Your Loss” card

(via teagannn)



bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via quincyswonderland)



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thatsmoderatelyraven:

remember how a few days ago i said miley was gonna make a publicity stunt bc she lost her record for most views in 24 hours on youtube and then the next day she brought the homeless guy to the vmas





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thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

(via orgasmic-humor)



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flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel, via theteenpauladeen)



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pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

(via lucyinthesky451)